Poul-Hennings random outbursts

You may or may not want to know what Poul-Henning thinks.

• Varnish Does Not Hash
  • What Varnish Does
• The Tools We Work With
• Thoughts on the eve of Varnish 3.0
• Why no SSL ?
• How GZIP, and GZIP+ESI works in Varnish
  • What does http_gzip_support do
  • Tuning, tweaking and frobbing
  • GZIP and ESI
• VCL Expressions
• IPv6 Suckage
• What do you mean by 'backend' ?
  • Share And Enjoy
  • No Information without Representation
  • Sharing Health Status
  • Implementation
• Picking platforms
  • A - Platforms we care about
  • B - Platforms we try not to break
  • C - Platforms we tolerate
  • Is that it ? Abandon all hope etc. ?
• Security barriers in Varnish
  • The really Important Barrier
  • The Admin/Oper Barrier
  • All the other barriers
• What were they thinking ?
• Did you call them autocrap tools ?
• Why Sphinx and reStructuredText ?